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Kung Fu Panda 2 Quotes

We love Kung Fu Panda (2008) and its 3D sequel (2011). They are movies with the combination of Chinese Kung Fu, some Chinese wisdom and American humor.

The Story: Po the panda is now living his dream as The Dragon Warrior, protecting the Valley of Peace alongside his friends and fellow kung fu masters, the Furious Five. Yet his new life is threatened by the emergence of a formidable villain, Lord Shen, an albino peacock banished by his parents many years ago, who plans to use a secret, deadly weapon to conquer China and destroy kung fu.

Po must look to his past and uncover the secrets of his mysterious origins; only then will Po be able to unlock the strength he needs to succeed.

Director: Jennifer Yuh

Writers: Jonathan Aibel, Glenn Berger

Kung Fu Panda 2 Stars: Jack Black, Angelina Jolie and Jackie Chan

Here is Kung Fu Panda 1.

Now Some Kung Fu Panda 2 Quotes

Po: My fist hungers for justice!
(his stomach belches)
Po: That was... my fist.

Shifu: This could be the end of Kung Fu.
Po: But I just got Kung Fu !
Shifu: And now, you must save it !

Po: ( stares up a long passage) Ah. My old enemy... stairs!

Po: The only thing that matters is what you choose to be now.

Shen: The only reason you are still alive is that I find your stupidity mildly amusing.
Po: Well thank you, but I find your evilness extremely annoying!
Shen: Who do you think you are, Panda?
Po: Who do you think I am, Peacock?
(both laugh for an extended time, each taking turns)
Po: Why are we laughing?

Soothsayer: Your story may not have such a happy beginning, but that doesn't make you who you are. it is the rest of your story, who you choose to be... So, who are you, Panda?

Shen: How did you find peace? I took away your parents, everything, I scarred you for life...
Po: See that's the thing, Shen, scars heal.
Shen: No they don't... Wounds heal.
Po: Oh, yeah... what do scars do? They fade, I guess...
Shen: I don't care what scars do...!
Po: You should, Shen. You got to let go of the stuff from the past--because it just doesn't matter! The only thing that matters is what you choose to be now.

Shen: How many times do I have to kill the same stinking panda?

Tigress: (to Po) I hope this turns out better than your plan to cook rice in your stomach by eating it raw and then drinking boiling water...

Monkey: We cannot give up hope. Po would want us to remain strong, hardcore. Right, Tigress?

Po: Shen knows what happened to my parents!
(pause)
Po: Look, I'm going. I've gotta know. The hardcore can't understand.
Tigress: (pauses, then lunges at Po)
Viper: Tigress, no!
Tigress: (instead she hugs Po) The hardcore DO understand...
(She pulls away)
Tigress: But I can't watch my friend be killed.

Mr. Ping: My son saved China--you, too, can save! Buy one dumpling, get one free!

Mantis: I didn't have any problems with my dad. Maybe it's 'cause Mom ate his head before I was born...

Shen: My parents hated me. Do you understand? They wronged me. And... I will make it right!
Soothsayer: They loved you! They loved you so much that having to send you away killed them!
(Shen stands still in silence for some time)
Shen: The dead exist in the past. And I must tend to the future.

Mantis: I never expected to die like this. I thought I'd meet a nice girl, settle down, and then she'd eat my head.

Po: (from trailer) Shen! A panda stands between you and your--
(cut to Shen, who can barely hear Po say "destiny")
Shen: WHAT?
(cut back to Po)
Po: Prepare yourself for a hot--
(cut again to Shen, who can still barely hear anything)
Shen: What?